Tuesday, April 14, 2009

不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別

Tuesday, April 14, 2009
today nothing lo, jus took the exam slip,
and i also just knew that the school need to refund each of us RM200,
i was wondering where does this money come from?
i dun even remember i got pay this amount of money,
whatever la, as long as i got money back... which is supposedly belong to me.
i'll sit my exam at PE 011... =.=
and until now i only know me alone in the class... haiz...
and our exam are held at PE block is because Sem 1 students are going to sit for their final too... and they are using PA block, so,
we as their senior must let them use the class lo...
(see, we all so good... Good Seniors.... lame..=.=)

now, almost 9 pm, we are discussing about the cars...
i mean, who sit who's car, all together got 5 cars man,
damn a lot.. haha...so exciting!!
long time din play bowling liao... hehe...
k la, here got one joke that i received in my hotmail...
i think most of u know about it liao... so just enjoy la...



有一天


兒子問爸爸: 爸爸, 不爽﹐生氣﹐抓狂﹐哭笑不得的分別是甚麼意思﹖

爸爸﹕要解釋很難﹐不如讓我來示範。

首先﹐爸爸拿了一本電話簿﹐隨機選出一個人。然後打電話給那個人。順便把電話調到擴音器模式。

VICTIMHELLO

爸爸HELLO請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎

VICTIM﹕你打錯電話啦﹗

﹕你不要騙我啦﹗

VICTIM﹕我騙你幹嘛﹗神經病﹗ (蓋了電話)

﹕哪﹐兒子﹐這個就是 "不爽"。現在來看甚麼是生氣。

(兒子點頭)

(過了5分鐘﹐爸爸再打一次電話給那個人)

VICTIMHELLO

﹕請問ABDULLAH BADAWI有在家嗎

VICTIM﹕怎麼又是你﹖都跟你講了你打錯電話了﹗

﹕我沒打錯電話啊﹗

VICTIM﹕你這個神經病﹐你到底是誰﹖

﹕我是誰你還不懂﹖我是NAJIB

VICTIM%^&*$#@﹗你是NAJIB我還ANWAR﹗白痴﹗(大力蓋電話)

﹕哪﹐兒子。這個就是"生氣"。懂了嗎

兒子﹕喔我懂了﹗

﹕現在來看下甚麼是抓(又打電話給那個可憐的人)

那個人一拿起電話就咆哮了

VICTIM﹕你這個吃飽沒事做的神經病﹗整天打電話來干擾我﹐要不是我的電話沒有CALLER ID我早就報警了你這個變態佬。。。。

(刻意壓低聲音)ERM。。。。請問林先生在嗎。。。。

VICTIM﹕啊﹗很對不起﹗剛剛有個變態一直打電話來。。。

﹕喔﹐沒關係﹐請問ABDULLAH BADAWI在家嗎

VICTIM ##$W$#^^%$E$%^$&^%R%^$^&%^$^%$﹗﹗﹗﹗﹗

這一次﹐爸爸蓋上了電話。

﹕你現在知道分別了吧﹗等下你媽媽要回來了﹐我們可以吃晚餐了﹗

兒子﹕可是爸爸﹐你還沒有講解甚麼是哭笑不得﹖

﹕喔﹐那個要等到晚上12點啦

(晚上12﹐爸爸搖醒兒子﹐然後又打電話給那個人)

VICTIMHELLO。。。。。(睡到一半被吵醒)

﹕我是ABDULLAH BADAWI﹐有誰打電話找我啊﹖

VICTIM﹕。。。。。。。。。。。。

爸爸好厲害啊

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